That brilliant thing came out of her brain full blown like Pegasus from the head of Medusa.

Leo

No Pink Floyd before coffee, ever.

Kate

Seem outraged? How about they be outraged.

Kate

Leo: I'm starting to feel used and violated.
Ben: I'll buy you a sundae
Leo: Now I feel like a dessertstitute.

Leo: You think I'm going to talk to you about my boss because you bought me tacos?
Ben: They're good tacos.

I'm the girl in the movie who can't walk past the haunted house without walking in.

Kate

It was us against the bastards and then she joined the bastards.

Kate

I know Judge Heeney. He's a crabass who loves jail time.

Justin

So you're risk averse. Guess that can be an attractive quality at first blush but I can see where someone might get bored.

Ben

Love is basically an eternal return to Hell.

Ben

You were in-intentionally blinded by her fancies, Yancy.

Leo

Kate, you cannot mediate this because you have already chosen a side.

Justin
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Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate
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