Fairly Legal

Fairly Legal Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 4: "Shine a Light"

Kate: She has no pop tarts, no waffles. I mean how does a person live without waffles?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Bait & Switch"

Ben: Are you just a fisherman? No. You're a fisherman and a jackass.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nicastro: I'm just old kid, I'm not blind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: If you don't actually pull fish out of the water just shut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Litigation not mediation is what keeps the lights on around here.
Kate: Then go sue someone and let me do my job.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I'm the cold bitch who made you sleep with another woman.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leo: The cast of the Deadliest Catch is here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I found this defect in my alarm clock. It's called a snooze button.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Start Me Up"

Ben: Unless Flash Dance makes a massive come back, he's going down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Agent Donovan: So Ms. Reed. Do you always work shoeless?
Kate: Only on warm days.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: If you can end a marriage without pain, then it wasn't much of a marriage to begin with.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kate: What hurts is the lie that you told every night after.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: Justin, she still might be...naked.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: Do you want me to let him know that you're too sarcastic to see him right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: I was having a wonderful dream. I had a life, a place to live, a husband who didn't cheat on me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leo: Her boat blew up last night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "Satisfaction"

Ben: Your mouth's like a gun. You need to watch where you point that thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: It's nice to be fuzzy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Justin: It was a little hard to dial the phone and protect my face at the same time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I hate court and I really hate trials. If you want the truth you're not going to find it in this room.
 • Rating: Unrated

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