Ben: Litigation not mediation is what keeps the lights on around here.
Kate: Then go sue someone and let me do my job.

I'm the cold bitch who made you sleep with another woman.

Kate

The cast of the Deadliest Catch is here.

Leo

I found this defect in my alarm clock. It's called a snooze button.

Kate

Unless Flash Dance makes a massive come back, he's going down.

Ben

Agent Donovan: So Ms. Reed. Do you always work shoeless?
Kate: Only on warm days.

If you can end a marriage without pain, then it wasn't much of a marriage to begin with.

Kate

What hurts is the lie that you told every night after.

Kate

Justin, she still might be...naked.

Leo

Do you want me to let him know that you're too sarcastic to see him right now?

Leo

I was having a wonderful dream. I had a life, a place to live, a husband who didn't cheat on me.

Kate

Her boat blew up last night.

Leo

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate