Kate: When Teddy was alive, all of the pieces of the puzzle, they seemed to fit.
Judge Nicastro: Well, he had a way of putting things together. Deals. People. Teddy cast a pretty powerful shadow. Always did. Still does, you know. Still does.

Kate, you have this passion for people, and justice, and life, and that's amazing. You know? And you're warm, and you're wonderful, and you're beautiful, and you're frustrating, and you're annoying, and you're a little crazy. I spend half my time thinking about how much I love you, and the other half wishing I never met you.


Coffee, muffins, cookies, anything that might make grumpy men feel warm and fuzzy inside.


What can I say, I failed sharing in preschool.


David: I don't know if you heard me a minute ago there but I'm here to see Kate.
Lauren: You have a record and a liquor license which is a parole violation. Did you hear that?

Trust me those guys haven't been happy since before there was manned space flight.


Kate: I don't wear a watch.
Judge Nicastro: That explains a lot.

Nobody knows how to hold a grudge anymore.


We're prosecutors. An apology is an admission of guilt.


Leo: My scary girls are missing.
Kate: That's why we put away our toys when we're done paying with them.

Leo: Hey, hey, Bens. Have you guys seen my scary girl figures? The ones that I keep on my desk.
Ben: You mean your dolls?

The Tin Man is the hottest guy on the yellow brick road plus he has an ax and he knows how to use it.


Fairly Legal Season 1 Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.