Family Guy
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Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?
The only way to settle a family dispute is in the cage.
Peter
And once again a Heavy Flow has ruined another lady's evening.
Wrestling Announcer
I love putting my hands down my pants when I'm on drugs.
Cleveland
The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise.
Lois
There are gaps in my knowledge. This is hardly news.
Peter
Or you can pull the hose out of the bucket and let the hose run free.
Peter
Peter's a good friend. Not like Cleveland.
Quagmire
You want me to be the one who says "Giggity" now?
Joe
Peter, face it. Without Quagmire, we're boring.
Joe
See, we're all terrible people inside.
Lois
You don't have to win to have fun.
Joe