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Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that, but I think we're losing sight of the point that Bonnie's a weird slut who's always letting you know she's open for business.
Quagmire
We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig's List.
Brian
Love is a powerful compass.
Joe
I'd be happy to get you an interview. And as a white woman, you'd be the minority here. Unless you're an alcoholic.
Cleveland
Peter: Is that the one where they make his dress in little shorts and hats like the guy from AC/DC?
Brian: Yeah. Why does he wear that outfit?
Peter: 'Cuz he rocks!
Grab that letter opener over there. I'm going to show you why you should never mail cash.
Cleveland
Hey, it's Stewie. All I know about cars is what my mom does.
Stewie
Peter: Gretchen? Wow. You look great.
Gretchen: Yeah. I didn't have kids, so.
Before you read that, you need to know one thing. I'm the one who's been throwing out your beige bras. Guys don't like beige bras.
Peter
I know I'm a nerd, but I have a thing for rich guys.
Shelby
I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!
Stewie
Lois: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?
Bonnie: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger.