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Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 14 Episode 15: "A Lot Going on Upstairs" Quotes
That one trip to the petting zoo really messed me up. I saw too much.
Stewie
Glenn Close: Fart.
Brian: Uh..did you say, "fart?"
Glenn Close: Yes. That's me being rather silly.
Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
Brian: No, don't say it like that.
This isn't a job for the meek, Brian. When you get in there -- you got to be hard.
Stewie
I brought construction paper and markers in case you guys wanted to draw breasts.
Joe
Peter, we have a hamper. Stop throwing your dirty clothes in the toilet.
Lois
Couch 1: I just had sex with a girl on her period.
Couch 2: Dude, that's not a brag.
I might need two weeks off from this friendship.
Quagmire
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