Family Guy

Family Guy "And Then There Were Fewer" Quotes

Stewie: If anyone's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: Oh my God. You're 40!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: I think a lot of people were looking at me like I was really attractive which makes me think I'm going to grow up to be really good looking.
Brian: What part of that statement is supposed to lure me into a conversation?
Stewie: I talk to you about wet tennis balls!
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: Just for that, when the movie comes out, I'm gonna get Adrien Brody to play you.
Peter: I guess that means you don't want anyone to see it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Quagmire: Come on guys, can't we all just be glad she's dead?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom Tucker: What do you think, Ollie? I miss Ollie.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tom Tucker: The same thing happened to me... but with a mustache.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl: So in the bear world, are pandas like your version of interracial children?
Bear: Yeah Pandas are something I don't agree with.
Carl: They're cute though right?
Bear: Just when they're babies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

James Woods: Look, I'm a number of things. A member of Mensa. A huge hit with the ladies. Someone who would have broken bigger if he wasn't so impossible to work with. But a murderer!?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Herbert: Look. Everyone but Chris, keep your pants on and we'll find a way out of this.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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