Family Guy "Baby Not on Board" Quotes
Chris: Movie references.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: [disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Lois: Here's a little tip: If your instinct tells ya to do somethin', don't do it. If your instinct tells ya not to do somethin', IT'S PROBABLY THE RIGHT THING TO DO!!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "The young soldier fart his brother looked at each other. Fart both knew that with love, fart truth, fart courage, they would both emerge "stfarting" on their feet." [frowns, then undoes everything] Ugh, that one didn't work.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: I'm gonna take Brian's novel and replace every use of the word "and" with the word "fart".
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 5