Family Guy

Family Guy "Blue Harvest" Quotes (Page 3)

Chris (Luke): (About the Millenium Falcon) What a piece of junk!
Peter (Han): Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukemia. How you feel about now?
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie (Vader): So, Obi-Wan, we meet again. What part of "Stay fifty yards away at all times" don't you understand?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois (Princess Leia): Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. All right, now what do I click?
Cleveland (R2-D2): Click "Preferences".
Lois (Princess Leia): OK, I've clicked "Preferences".
Cleveland (R2-D2): Now go to "Default Media Browser".
Lois (Princess Leia): OK...there's a little hourglass and it's...it's not letting me do anything. It...it says "Buffering", what is that?
Cleveland (R2-D2): Just give it a minute.
Lois (Princess Leia): All I'm trying to do is make an MPEG!
Cleveland (R2-D2): All I'm trying to do is tell you to wait a minute!
Lois (Princess Leia): OK, relax.
Cleveland (R2-D2): Now click "Import Video File".
Lois (Princess Leia): All right. It's...it's telling me I have to download Real Player 7.
Cleveland (R2-D2): You know what? I'll just bring it to him myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris (Luke): One of these days, I'm just gonna take off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not.
Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru): Over my burnt carcass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mouse Droid: You ain't gonna believe what just I just seen.
Mouse Droid 2: Tyra Banks?
Mouse Droid: See, now you say something better, so my thing don't sound cool no more.
Mouse Droid 2: Oh! Come on, what did you see?
Mouse Droid: I don't remember. I was just thinking about Tyra Banks.
Mouse Droid 2: Can you imagine?
Mouse Droid: Every night! Don't shake my hand.
Mouse Droid 2: You ain't got no hand! You're a little truck.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Pignose: He doesn't like you.
Chris (Luke): Sorry.
Pignose: I don't like you either.
Chris (Luke): You don't even know me!
Pignose: You know, that's fair. My name's Pignose and this is my brother-in-law, Scott. He visiting from Hoth.
Scott: I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.
Pignose: Settle down now.
Scott: I'm up after the band.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter (Han): Strap yourselves in. We're going to hyperspace.
Herbert (Obi-Wan): Did he say "strap-in" or "strap-on"?
 • Rating: Unrated

Stormtrooper #1: Hey, did you hear something?
Stormtrooper #2: Probably just another drill. You know, that last drill we had, I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, and then we heard that there was this drill, and she told me there was no way.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Red Leader: All wings, check in!
Red 3: Red 3, standing by!
Red 6: Red 6, standing by!
Red 5: Red 5, standing by!
Red Button: Red Button, standing by!
Red Foxx: Red Foxx, standing by!
Big Red: Big Red, standing by!
Red October: Red October, standing by!
Helen Reddy: Helen Reddy, standing by!
Simply Red: Simply Red, standing by!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris (Luke): Look at this! Who throws out half a pizza?
Peter (Han): And look at this couch. Sombody threw out a whole couch and it's in great shape.
Brian (Chewbacca): Yeah, put a little Febreeze on that, scrub it out a little bit, it'd look great in your appartment.
Peter (Han): You know what? I know we got a dangerous job to do here, but... I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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