Family Guy "Brian and Stewie" Quotes
Brian: I don't like strawberry yogurt.
Stewie: Picky for someone who eats from a plastic bowl from the floor every day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: It's by Charles Dickens.
Stewie: Giggity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: I like what comes out of Lois' breasts better, but I like this too.
• Rating: Unrated
Brian: Try what? I practically french kissed your butt.
Stewie: Yeah there was no practically about it.
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: Got some dessert for you.
Brian: You got to be kidding me.
Stewie: Come on, it's just throw up. You like throw up.
Brian: I do. I do like throw up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?
Stewie: Yeah, that's science. I'm not Houdini.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brian: Actually it's called Brian and Stewie.
Stewie: Really? Shouldn't it be person before animal, like Turner & Hooch?
Brian: I don't think that movie is a good example... of anything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
