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Good luck. I hope you like weird boobs.

Carter Pewterschmidt

Oh yea? Well nobody believed that we would make it but I drink and you use sex as a weapon. That seems to me like a successful New England marriage.

Peter

See? We're already making each other better people!

Mayor West; That was a great idea you had about walking parallel to the water. It makes for a longer walk. Carol

Carol: Helloo!
Mayor West: Well dot dot dot hello!

Chris: Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore, what does that mean?
Lois: Oh haha haha, Chris, I said that about Kate Hudson!
Stewie: You know, I always thought I'd make a great Florida whore.

Meg: Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois: Look who the bleep is talking!

I always wanted a brother or a sister. Instead, I got a broster.

Peter
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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 15 Quotes

Meg: Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois: Look who the bleep is talking!

I always wanted a brother or a sister. Instead, I got a broster.

Peter
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