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Family Guy "Brothers & Sisters" Quotes

Carter Pewterschmidt: Good luck. I hope you like weird boobs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Oh yea? Well nobody believed that we would make it but I drink and you use sex as a weapon. That seems to me like a successful New England marriage.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Mayor West; That was a great idea you had about walking parallel to the water. It makes for a longer walk.
Carol: See? We're already making each other better people!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carol: Helloo!
Mayor West: Well dot dot dot hello!
 • Rating: Unrated
Chris: Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore, what does that mean?
Lois: Oh haha haha, Chris, I said that about Kate Hudson!
Stewie: You know, I always thought I'd make a great Florida whore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meg: Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois: Look who the bleep is talking!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: I always wanted a brother or a sister. Instead, I got a broster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 7
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