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"O come on! They don't own French fries!"


"All right, I guess this is the night b*tches die."


Peter: "Well at least we have a jury of our peers."
Joe: "I don't think THEY see it that way, Peter."

"Keith Urban...Brett Favre....William H. Macy?"

Joe: "I know, an exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn. Boy do sparks fly on those."
Quagmire: "Oh is it hot?"
Joe: "Eh, it's mostly chairs smashing into each other."

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