Family Guy "Dial Meg for Murder" Quotes
Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Black Inmate [to Meg]: Did you also get caught trying to vote in Ohio?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Peter: Hold on, Lois, this is some serious parenting, I'm gonna go put on my Cosby sweater.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Wow, Meg's one of those crazy chicks that hooks up with an even crazier guy... cuts to Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 4
