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Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."

Did you also get caught trying to vote in Ohio?

Black Inmate [to Meg]

Hold on, Lois, this is some serious parenting, I'm gonna go put on my Cosby sweater.

Peter

Wow, Meg's one of those crazy chicks that hooks up with an even crazier guy... cuts to Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy.

Stewie
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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 11 Quotes

Wow, Meg's one of those crazy chicks that hooks up with an even crazier guy... cuts to Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy.

Stewie

Hold on, Lois, this is some serious parenting, I'm gonna go put on my Cosby sweater.

Peter
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