Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."

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• Added: February 01, 2010

Did you also get caught trying to vote in Ohio?

Black Inmate [to Meg]

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• Added: February 01, 2010

Hold on, Lois, this is some serious parenting, I'm gonna go put on my Cosby sweater.

Peter

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Wow, Meg's one of those crazy chicks that hooks up with an even crazier guy... cuts to Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy.

Stewie

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• Added: February 01, 2010