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I'll be around. Where there's a rich white guy in need of another tax break, I'll be there. Wherever there's a brain dead woman in need of expensive life support her husband doesn't want, I'll be there. Wherever there's a country that needs invading for reasons that don't quite pan out, I'll be there.

Rush Limbaugh

The fact you would give a woman credit for anything, it means you're a liberal.

Rush Limbaugh

Dear God, who definitely exists, we your people who have been on this planet for 6,000 years and not a second more want to thank you for this bounty and keeping congress primarily white through Christ, our Lord.

Brian

Oh no! It's a multi racial TV gang, including white guys.

Brian

Tom Tucker: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Where's Diane, Ollie?
Ollie: She dead!

First I'm gonna stare at this brown paper bag that I'm pretty sure has food in it

Brian
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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 2 Quotes

Tom Tucker: Hi, I'm Tom Tucker. Where's Diane, Ollie?
Ollie: She dead!

First I'm gonna stare at this brown paper bag that I'm pretty sure has food in it

Brian
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