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Bonnie, stay with me! I promise, it will take three years with this accent before you figure out I'm just a regular jerk.

Frenchman 2

Bonnie: Well, it is tempting. Paris is such a perfect city.
Frenchman 2: Well, that is not entirely true. We have a lot of mime on mime violence.

I invited you on this trip to hang out while I have sex with strangers and this is how you repay me?

Bonnie

Frenchman: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
Frenchman: My stool will sleep alone tonight.

Lois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair. I'll even do a Muslim if I have to.

Bonnie

Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sight-seeing first?

Lois

Lois: Not a lot of people of color here but the ones that are black are really black.
Bonnie: I noticed that.

Quagmire: So, do you guys not do the anal probe thing anymore?
Alien: No, that's more of less been retired.
Quagmire: I see, I see...do you guys still have the thing?

Joe hates to fly because they always put him underneath with the dogs

Bonnie
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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 17 Quotes

Quagmire: So, do you guys not do the anal probe thing anymore?
Alien: No, that's more of less been retired.
Quagmire: I see, I see...do you guys still have the thing?

Joe hates to fly because they always put him underneath with the dogs

Bonnie
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