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Peter: "And tell the African-American elevator employee that he can stop wearing gloves."
Carter: "Why don't you just tell him that he can sleep with my wife too!"

"Don't care. No time for FB, it's all about SO."

Sex Offender

"Yes, the penis one."

Peter

Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."

"Sorry dude. Super Death. You're done."

Super Death

"No worries. Now I can work at Hot Topic and make people sick as I ring up their purchases."

Stewie
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