Family Guy "Internal Affairs" Quotes
Peter: Guys, am I the only one who thinks its weird talking about Bonnie cheating on Joe in front of their baby?
Suzie: (Thinking in Patrick Stewart's voice) I think we can all benefit from a little strange every now and then. I know I will.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends!
Bonnie: All yours are dead!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
• Rating: Unrated
Stewie: Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Tom Tucker: That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get d**k.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7
