Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy" Quotes (Page 2)
Joe: Peter wanted the trophy the most.
Peter: I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Lois: Peter!
Peter: What? It's a ladder, he's not gonna use it. That's like taking a watch off a dead guy
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: You told them that we cheat on our taxes, steal lawn mowers, and worship some guy named Stan.
Bonnie: Actually I said Satan. That must have been a typo
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: And Cleveland, you're the boss because of your attention to detail. Like when we play pool, you take so long to line up your shot that I just want to crack you with a cue stick. But I don't because that would be a hate crime and I love you
• Rating: Unrated
Brian: It's amazing, Peter. You've inspired the whole neighborhood to work together.
Peter: You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no-one has said a thing
• Rating: Unrated
Cleveland [to Joe]: Pretty high and mighty for a man who left our nation's flag out in the rain last 4th of July. That's against the law, Officer
• Rating: Unrated
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