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Family Guy "Mr. and Mrs. Stewie" Quotes

Stewie: So, I've always been about world domination. What the hell do you think I was talking about when I said "Victory shall be mine!"
Brian: You have not said that in a very long time.
Stewie: Well, I'm back on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: I mean, who says the body next to you has to be male or female? Or whatever!
Quagmire: Or alive!
Peter: Yeah! Well, no. But yeah!
 • Rating: Unrated
Penelope: I bought that to kill the women of Sex and the City, but time seems to be doing that for me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: You have a pop-up version of the Unabomber's Manifesto?
 • Rating: Unrated
Peter: Believe it or not, men like to cuddle. Even cold, unfeeling men like Charles Bronson.
 • Rating: Unrated
Peter: If God wanted me to not sleep with my wife, he'd make me John Travolta!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Peter: Marital concerns continue to bedevil me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Who's handling their Charlie St. Cloud DVD all the time?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 8
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