Stewie: So, I've always been about world domination. What the hell do you think I was talking about when I said "Victory shall be mine!"
Brian: You have not said that in a very long time.
Stewie: Well, I'm back on it.

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Peter: I mean, who says the body next to you has to be male or female? Or whatever!
Quagmire: Or alive!
Peter: Yeah! Well, no. But yeah!

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I bought that to kill the women of Sex and the City, but time seems to be doing that for me!

Penelope

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You have a pop-up version of the Unabomber's Manifesto?

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Believe it or not, men like to cuddle. Even cold, unfeeling men like Charles Bronson.

Peter

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If God wanted me to not sleep with my wife, he'd make me John Travolta!

Peter

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Marital concerns continue to bedevil me.

Peter

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Who's handling their Charlie St. Cloud DVD all the time?

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