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Family Guy "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea" Quotes (Page 2)

Peter [to Queen's Guard]: Hell, I thought you English guys never move.
Guard: No. That's just our women
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Bartender: Evening, gents! How about a nice, warm lager?
Englishman: And help yourself to a packet of crisps.
Englishman Two: Or a ruddy nice plum pudding.
Peter: Holy crap, it's a gay bar!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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