God he must be the coolest fat guy in a train conductor's cap in the world!

Brian (referring to George R. R. Martin)

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• Added: September 28, 2015

How do you think NBA players get all those chicks? They're all great cooks. Except Kobe Bryant. His secret is different.

Quagmire

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Ugggh! This tastes like Ani DiFranco after a bike ride!

Quagmire (referencing an awful Korean Taco)

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• Added: September 28, 2015

Hey? You up? Guess where I have a crayon?

Stewie (seductively to a little girl at nap time in school)

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• Added: September 28, 2015