Francis: (laying in hospital bed) Peter, come closer. There's something..I need to say to you. Peter: I'm here dad, what is it? Francis: Peter..you're a fat stinking drunk. (dies)
(dressed as a clown) Hey kids. I'm Pee Pants, the inebriated hobo clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
