Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois" Quotes (Page 2)
Lois: Peter, you look terrible. What happened?
Peter: I...was...raped.
• Rating: Unrated
Peter: Guys, I went to see Dr. Hartman yesterday and he did things to my fanny (Cries)
Cleavland: Peter it's okay.
Peter: No it's not okay, you don't know what it's like.
Cleavland: You're wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts.
Peter: He did it to you too?
Quagmire: I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me as well. I only went in there for a physical slice guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig. With sexual experimentation.
Joe: You guys are a bunch of queers. (Joe rolls away, but then comes back) And so am I. Oh god, it was horrible. I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough.
• Rating: Unrated
Tom Tucker: Our top story tonight: A woman loses her sex drive after a $125 dinner at Alfredo's.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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