The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.

Brian

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.

Peter

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.

Stewie

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• Added: January 10, 2016

He's happier than a sunny side up egg.

Peter

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.

Lois

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?

Peter

• Permalink: Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?
• Added: January 10, 2016

You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?

Brian

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• Added: January 10, 2016

I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.

Stewie

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• Added: January 10, 2016

He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.

Quagmire

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Stewie

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• Added: January 10, 2016