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Take me back to Virginia, so I can put some Bacitracin on this and pork my wife.

Cleveland

Peter: Hispanic female doctor or gay masseuse?
Quagmire: Hispanic from Spain?
Peter: no.
Quagmire: So it's basically, "would your rather get a massage from a gay man or die?"

Everyone, don't get too used to being around black people, cause we are going to Washington D.C.

Peter

Peter: Cleveland?
Cleveland: Hey fellas.
Peter: Holy crap! Who knew we'd run into you, except everyone cause FOX ruined it in the promos.

REO Speedwagon saved us several steps as they too had backtracked to hoke some extent. But when their trail had led to a bartender in Virgina, they had given up, much on the way the world has given up on them. In fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "Time For Me To Fly."

Peter

Joe, don't you dare. I'll push you right into traffic.

Quagmire
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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 19 Quotes

REO Speedwagon saved us several steps as they too had backtracked to hoke some extent. But when their trail had led to a bartender in Virgina, they had given up, much on the way the world has given up on them. In fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "Time For Me To Fly."

Peter

Joe, don't you dare. I'll push you right into traffic.

Quagmire
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