Family Guy "The Splendid Source" Quotes
Cleveland :Take me back to Virginia, so I can put some Bacitracin on this and pork my wife.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Peter: Hispanic female doctor or gay masseuse?
Quagmire: Hispanic from Spain?
Peter: no.
Quagmire: So it's basically, "would your rather get a massage from a gay man or die?"
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Peter: Everyone, don't get too used to being around black people, cause we are going to Washington D.C.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Cleveland?
Cleveland: Hey fellas.
Peter: Holy crap! Who knew we'd run into you, except everyone cause FOX ruined it in the promos.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: REO Speedwagon saved us several steps as they too had backtracked to hoke some extent. But when their trail had led to a bartender in Virgina, they had given up, much on the way the world has given up on them. In fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "Time For Me To Fly."
• Rating: Unrated
Quagmire: Joe, don't you dare. I'll push you right into traffic.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
