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Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France

Peter

Peter: You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Brian: Oh yeah, but don't mention it around the Veterans Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences

Peter

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells

Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is

My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends

Lois

College Girl: Are you in a fraternity little boy?
Stewie: Not yet but I'm thinking about joining I Felta Thi

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