Family Guy Season 2 Episode 19: "The Story on Page One" Quotes
Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from FrancePeter
Peter: You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Brian: Oh yeah, but don't mention it around the Veterans Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequencesPeter
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells
Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is
My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friendsLois
College Girl: Are you in a fraternity little boy?
Stewie: Not yet but I'm thinking about joining I Felta Thi