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Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France

Peter

Peter: You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Brian: Oh yeah, but don't mention it around the Veterans Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences

Peter

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells

Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is

My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends

Lois

College Girl: Are you in a fraternity little boy?
Stewie: Not yet but I'm thinking about joining I Felta Thi

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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 19 Quotes

Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France

Peter

My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends

Lois
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