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Family Guy "Welcome Back Carter" Quotes

Peter: Take it up with my butt, he's the only one that gives a crap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carter: Now let's kiss while the camera pans over to the drapes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Hey Babs, settle something for us. I wanted to bring an owl, but Lois wouldn't me. Could you accommodate an owl?
Babs: I suppose there's some room in the owlery, but I can't be certain.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 3
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