But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire

Brian, we can try to help you feel a little less repulsive. But we're not spending human money on a deformed animal!

Lois

My god! You look like one of those animals.

Stewie

The stupidest thing I've ever done is turn the bubbles off in a hot tub.

Peter

Just let go of the rope, nobody has to get hurt Brian! Only one person has to get hurt Brian.

Peter

You didn't go to work today, did you?

Lois

Alright, but I'll be back in a moment as another movie thing.

Peter

Precious! Wants precious rope!

Peter

That's stupid! I want it.

Peter

What's the name? "Dick?" "Dick" would slide right into that "Glory" hole!

Brian

What! You can't just shove "Shaft" in the "Glory" hole!

Peter

What's gonna fill the "Glory" hole?

Peter

Family Guy Quotes

Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter that's not gonna work, you can't just --

Lois

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)