Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 10 Quotes
Peter: Guys, am I the only one who thinks its weird talking about Bonnie cheating on Joe in front of their baby?
Suzie: (Thinking in Patrick Stewart's voice) I think we can all benefit from a little strange every now and then. I know I will.
Kevin: Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends!
Bonnie: All yours are dead!
He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.
Peter
Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
Peter
Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.
Stewie
Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.
That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get dick.
Tom Tucker
Stay away from my brother's butt.
Stewie
Hey kid, come here. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.
Quagmire
Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!
Stewie
Neville: Wanker!
Prince Charles: Yes, I know!
After the interval, find out which 12 football teams tied tonight.
Clive Crowley
