Family Guy

Family Guy Season 10 Quotes

Season 10 Episode 23: "Internal Affairs"

Peter: Guys, am I the only one who thinks its weird talking about Bonnie cheating on Joe in front of their baby?
Suzie: (Thinking in Patrick Stewart's voice) I think we can all benefit from a little strange every now and then. I know I will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: Mom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends!
Bonnie: All yours are dead!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: He used his stinky French wiener to defile her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Secrets are what keep a marriage fresh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: Well, now I've seen Woodrow Wilson naked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: It feels good to know that thanks to me and my colleagues, a lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
Peter: Is that a thing?
Quagmire: It's a great thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tom Tucker: That's right, Joyce, apparently there were over 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog. And yet my guy can't get d**k.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 10 Episode 22: "Viewer Mail #2"

Stewie: Stay away from my brother's butt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quagmire: Hey kid, come here. I wanna see if I can still smell your mom's boobs on your mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Look, Brian! Meg is one of the sensitive, bearded Robin Williams characters!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Neville: Wanker!
Prince Charles: Yes, I know!
 • Rating: Unrated

Clive Crowley: After the interval, find out which 12 football teams tied tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Clive Crowley (British Tom Tucker): A man with a gun and two bullets has taken over the city of Manchester.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neville: Shut up, British Meg.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lydia (British Lois): But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and C**k.
Neville (British Peter): And that's where you're wrong. The Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Fiddle and Whistle and C**k is for Tossers. We're meetin' at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and C**k and Pig and Wolf and Fife and Other Wolf.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 10 Episode 21: "Tea Peter"

Peter: Not having the government worked great in Somalia, but somehow we've seemed to botch it all up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meg: Now my Spanish teacher and I can finally hold hands in the halls!
Spanish Teacher: Donde esta la biblioteca? Because I'm gonna bang you in the biblioteca.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chris: Without government, I'm free to take a lot of mescaline and drive to Vegas!
 • Rating: Unrated

Carter: The government wants to tell you how many children you can have!
Herbert: What? No!
 • Rating: Unrated

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