We now return to Dracula...in San Francisco

Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!

"Also arriving is my overprotective boyfriend, who is suspicious when I'm called into work late at night, even though I've been a reporter for years, Tyrone."

Tricia Takanawa

"Hey Lois, that not-Stewie kid fell over."

Peter

"Look at them, they're getting along like Billy Bob Thornton and his cat!"

Lois

"Kevin Smith because he's too fat to ride on the plane!"

Stewie

"1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."

Stewie

Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."

"Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."

Stewie

"Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."

Stewie

Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."

Disabled Girl: "Mine are made from teak, what are yours made from?"
Pirate: "Mine are just press board with wood veneer, I can't get wet."
Disabled Girl: "Oh...I think I see my friends."

Family Guy Season 10 Quotes

Stewie: Lee writes: "Dear Family Guy, was your show based on anything?" That's a great question, Lee. In fact, Family Guy is based on an American television series called The Simpsons.

You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?

Peter