Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXFamily Guy Season 10 Quotes
We now return to Dracula...in San Francisco
Blasphemy! Heresy! Sodomy!
"Also arriving is my overprotective boyfriend, who is suspicious when I'm called into work late at night, even though I've been a reporter for years, Tyrone."
Tricia Takanawa
"Hey Lois, that not-Stewie kid fell over."
Peter
"Look at them, they're getting along like Billy Bob Thornton and his cat!"
Lois
"Kevin Smith because he's too fat to ride on the plane!"
Stewie
"1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
Stewie
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."
Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."
"Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."
Stewie
"Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."
Stewie
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."
Disabled Girl: "Mine are made from teak, what are yours made from?"
Pirate: "Mine are just press board with wood veneer, I can't get wet."
Disabled Girl: "Oh...I think I see my friends."
