Family Guy

Family Guy Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 12: "Fiften Minutes of Shame"

Hot Meg: Hi Chris.
Chris: Oh my God! You know my name?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"

Lois: Are you Kate Moss? For someone with no breasts, you've done very well for yourself. Good for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Antonio: The painting. I must have it for my studio in Soho. I'll give you five thousand dollars. What do you say?
Peter: I say, "I love you, ya freakin' son of mine. I got five thousand bucks for that painting you gave me."
Chris: But dad, I painted that just for you.
Peter: Don't feel bad, Chris, I didn't even want it
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "Running Mates"

Lois: A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: I know, you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time now and I'm the man
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Lois, you've left me no choice but to beat you the only way I know how. By killing you!...in the race for schoolboard president
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Well, a lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign. But pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey, Lois, what's with the sign?
Lois: Peter we discussed this, I'm running for school board. You never listen to me.
Peter: Oh yeah, I remember. Hey Cleveland, hey Quagmire. ... Hey, Lois, what's with the sign?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter [at the debate]: Well, I-I have always cared deeply about young people. As a rich college bound student I once joined some underprivileged youths in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall. (crowd cheers)
Lois: Peter, that wasn't you. That was Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo! You watched that last night... (crowd boos)
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: When I'm done, our students will be so smart, they'll be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself
 • Rating: Unrated

Cleveland: There's quite a crowd outside. I haven't seen pandemonium like this since Ridiculous Day down at the deli, where prices were so low, they were ridiculous
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 9: "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"

Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Calahan: Umm... you can't eat a-
Peter: Wanna split it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: Are you sure this'll work?
Peter: Chris, this is just another one of your crazy schemes.
Chris: But this whole thing was your idea.
Peter: You'll find out.
Chris: Dad, you're not makin' any sense.
Peter: You just leave that to me
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Lois, anyone who wouldn't pretend their own son is dyin' to get the Gumble's back on TV is a racist. There. I said it
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I'll handle it Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: When did God ever say he didn't want someone else being worshipped like him?
Lois: It's one of the Ten Commandments.
Peter: Oh, come on Lois, those were written like 200 years ago. Times have changed
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was
 • Rating: Unrated

Brian: Peter, this is the final plague!
Peter: Good cause this is starting to get old
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I want to have the kind of father and son relationship that the Gumbels have.
Lois: Peter, the Gumbels are brothers.
Peter: Oh nice Lois, just because they're black we can't learn anything from 'em?
 • Rating: Unrated

Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh no Stewie!
Brian: The first born son.
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your wife.
Peter: Chris
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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