Family Guy Season 6 Quotes
(Peter is seen walking into a stem-cell research facility, and later walking out all cured)
Peter: How long was I in there?
Guard: About five minutes.
Peter: Why are we not funding this!?
- Permalink: How long was I in there? About five minutes. Why are we not ...
Lois: Peter, have you seen Brian?
Peter: (with his back to her, his voice is muffled) No, Lois. I have not.
Lois: Well, I haven't seen him since this morning and I--what is that on your head?
(Peter turns to reveal Brian duct taped to his face)
Peter: It's a mustache, Lois! What, you've never seen a mustache before?!
Brian: (calmly)Lois, would you mind calling the police or something?
Peter: Quiet, mustache!
- Permalink: Peter, have you seen Brian? No, Lois. I have not. Well, I h...
(looking at Mustache Aficionado Magazine) Wow, look at these men. What class! What grace! And all because of a little upper lip hair. Lois, I am gonna grow a mustache. And I'll have it made like the Monopoly guy. Except when he goes directly to jail.Peter
- Permalink: Wow, look at these men. What class! What grace! And all because ...
Peter: Black mail call!
Lois: Peter, you were supposed to collect Cleveland's mail, not go through it.
Peter: Lois, black people aren't like you and I, and I find that hilarious!
- Permalink: Black mail call! Peter, you were supposed to collect Cleveland...
(after the the judge rules in favor of McBurgertown industries)
Peter: What!? Hey c'mon, that's not fair!
Judge: Well Mr. Griffin, what did you expect? They have a hundred lawyers. And you tried to bribe me with a subsription to Grape Soda Today, which I already have!
- Permalink: What!? Hey c'mon, that's not fair! Well Mr. Griffin, what did ...
Stewie: Well Brian, you've lost your bet. I, or rather my alter-ego Zack Sawyer, am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High.
Brian: Well, Stewie, you got the best of me on this one, congratulations. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now?
Stewie: Oh no Brian, I'm enjoying myself too much. Do you know I have a date with Connie D'amico this Saturday night at Anal Point?
Brian: Ah, I've heard about that place.
Stewie: Really? What's it like? Because I have no idea.
Brian: Well, uh... I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think "gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there." But then you fold in the side view mirrors, and sure enough, well, look at that.
Stewie: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car.
Brian: Yeah, that's what I always guessed.
- Permalink: Well Brian, you've lost your bet. I, or rather my alter-ego Zack...
Stewie: Hey, Brian, knock knock!
Brian: Who's there?
Stewie: (whispering) Two friends, building a house together.
- Permalink: Hey, Brian, knock knock! Who's there? Two friends, building...
Lois: Peter, Meg's been down there an awfully long time.
Peter: Boy, you cannot wait to criticise her at every turn, can you, Lois?
- Permalink: Peter, Meg's been down there an awfully long time. Boy, you ca...
(about Meg's wedding dress) Look at her fat shoulders in those spaghetti straps. It's like bread baking around twine!Stewie
- Permalink: Look at her fat shoulders in those spaghetti straps. It's like b...
I can set you up with one of my friends. Oh wait, I don't have any friends. Well I can set you up with dad! Dad, will you be interested in dating Meg?Chris
- Permalink: I can set you up with one of my friends. Oh wait, I don't have a...
See, look Meg, he just walked out on you. He's a bad man, like Jodie Foster.Peter
- Permalink: See, look Meg, he just walked out on you. He's a bad man, like J...
Stay away from my daughter you possible rapist!Peter
- Permalink: Stay away from my daughter you possible rapist!
Want more Family Guy?
Sign up for our daily newsletter and receive the latest tv news delivered to your inbox for free!