Family Guy

Family Guy Season 8 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 19: "The Splendid Source"

Peter: Everyone, don't get too used to being around black people, cause we are going to Washington D.C.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Cleveland?
Cleveland: Hey fellas.
Peter: Holy crap! Who knew we'd run into you, except everyone cause FOX ruined it in the promos.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: REO Speedwagon saved us several steps as they too had backtracked to hoke some extent. But when their trail had led to a bartender in Virgina, they had given up, much on the way the world has given up on them. In fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "Time For Me To Fly."
 • Rating: Unrated

Quagmire: Joe, don't you dare. I'll push you right into traffic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 18: "Quagmire's Dad"

Meg: I like the outfit you have on
Ida: Thank you, Meg. Who did your procedure.
Meg: Wow, you just burned your last friend in this room, lady.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Here's the deal: anything he lops off we get to bring home to Brian.
Lois: That's very green of you, Peter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lois: How do you know he's gay?
Peter: A lot of little things: the way he talks, his mannerisms, and he has the complete DVD set of Sex and the City between his butt cheeks.
Lois: Peter, no he didn't.
Peter: He had the DVD set. I was just being colorful with the rest of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: It's gotta be a trainwreck down there. Just an absolute casserole of nonsense.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Peter: Remember when we met him the other day, and he danced for a while?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry extended to you by the family, not a legality.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 17: "Brian and Stewie"

Brian: I don't like strawberry yogurt.
Stewie: Picky for someone who eats from a plastic bowl from the floor every day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian: It's by Charles Dickens.
Stewie: Giggity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: I like what comes out of Lois' breasts better, but I like this too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brian: Try what? I practically french kissed your butt.
Stewie: Yeah there was no practically about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stewie: Got some dessert for you.
Brian: You got to be kidding me.
Stewie: Come on, it's just throw up. You like throw up.
Brian: I do. I do like throw up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian: You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?
Stewie: Yeah, that's science. I'm not Houdini.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian: Actually it's called Brian and Stewie.
Stewie: Really? Shouldn't it be person before animal, like Turner & Hooch?
Brian: I don't think that movie is a good example... of anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 16: "April in Quahog"

Stewie: When you jumped through my ceiling, you let an owl in. I know they're supposed to be wise, but all it did was shriek and poop out half digested mice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Uh oh, is it stinky cause I farted? Cause sometimes I can suck them back in.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Chris, how are all your friends at school?
Chris: What do you care, you don't even know who my friends are.
Peter: Sure I do... Chandler... Fonzy... and Remington Steele?
Chris: You got lucky, dad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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