Family Guy Season 9 Quotes
Can we at least put together a press release that says I resigned of my own accord to pursue other evil projects?Stewie
Carter: If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.
Chris: Oh yea? You and what lightning hands?
Hey Leia, you got a date to we-killed-thousands-of-people dance tonight?Peter
Bonnie, stay with me! I promise, it will take three years with this accent before you figure out I'm just a regular jerk.Frenchman 2
Bonnie: Well, it is tempting. Paris is such a perfect city.
Frenchman 2: Well, that is not entirely true. We have a lot of mime on mime violence.
I invited you on this trip to hang out while I have sex with strangers and this is how you repay me?Bonnie
Frenchman: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
Frenchman: My stool will sleep alone tonight.
Lois, I already told you, I'm in Paris to have an affair. I'll even do a Muslim if I have to.Bonnie
Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sight-seeing first?Lois
Lois: Not a lot of people of color here but the ones that are black are really black.
Bonnie: I noticed that.
Quagmire: So, do you guys not do the anal probe thing anymore?
Alien: No, that's more of less been retired.
Quagmire: I see, I see...do you guys still have the thing?
Joe hates to fly because they always put him underneath with the dogsBonnie