Family Guy

Family Guy Season 9 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 9 Episode 1: "And Then There Were Fewer"

Joe: Just for that, when the movie comes out, I'm gonna get Adrien Brody to play you.
Peter: I guess that means you don't want anyone to see it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Quagmire: Come on guys, can't we all just be glad she's dead?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom Tucker: What do you think, Ollie? I miss Ollie.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tom Tucker: The same thing happened to me... but with a mustache.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl: So in the bear world, are pandas like your version of interracial children?
Bear: Yeah Pandas are something I don't agree with.
Carl: They're cute though right?
Bear: Just when they're babies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

James Woods: Look, I'm a number of things. A member of Mensa. A huge hit with the ladies. Someone who would have broken bigger if he wasn't so impossible to work with. But a murderer!?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Herbert: Look. Everyone but Chris, keep your pants on and we'll find a way out of this.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stewie: I can't help feeling this would be sadder if she weren't heavy....
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: I assumed it was for being able to fart the alphabet, which I almost did before I pooped the "s." Owell, everyone was upset on the bus long before that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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