Dodd: Are you listening to me? [to Hanzee] Is he listening to me?
Hanzee: You cut off his ears.
Dodd: Wake him up.
Hanzee: He's dead, I think.
Dodd: Weak.

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Dodd: She shouldn't be in here.
Floyd: She's old enough. I told her to stay.
Dodd: She's a girl.
Floyd: And girls grow up to be women who change boys' diapers.

Dodd: Boss can't be a woman.
Floyd: Who says?

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Floyd: Your grandfather left the ashes of the Weimar republic and came to this country to build a name for himself. He built an empire from a shoeshine box. And then, and only then, did he send for your father.
Dodd: Ma, I know the story.
Floyd: No, you don't. Because if you did, you'd know that you are just a small part of it. That's what an empire is: it's bigger than any son. Or daughter.

Your time will come. It will. But this isn't it. And if you stand by me now, I promise you that as soon as this crisis is over, I'll hand you your legacy and I'll turn my thoughts to the grave.

Floyd

Joe Bulo: No, I think we cut a deal with one of the sons.
Mike Milligan: The youngest maybe, Rye? The elders are.. well y'know a lobster's got a pincher claw and a crusher claw.
Joe Bulo: Which one's which?
Mike Milligan: Pardon?
Joe Bulo: Which son is which claw? You know what, forget it. I don't want anything to do with your fakakta metaphor.

Hank: One day the oyster got in a net. Fisherman pulled him up, all set to eat him. Except he happened to have his daughter in the boat. And she said--
Betsy: "Daddy. How would you feel if I peeled the roof off your house and ate you?"
Molly: Was that you?
Betsy: It was.
Hank: That's the story of how your mom and I came to eat hot dogs for dinner, once again.

Butcher: Never trust anything comes from the sea.
Butcher shop girl: We came from the sea.

Peggy's boss: The word 'we' is a castle, hun, with a moat and a drawbridge. And you know what gets locked up in castles?
Peggy: Dragons?
Peggy's boss: Princesses. Don't be a prisoner of 'we.'

Molly: What's that?
Lou: Oh, Mama's doing Daddy's job again.
Molly: Go Mama!

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Mike: Rock county. It's like--what's that town on the Flintstones? Is that where we are? [sing-songy] On the Flintstones.
Hank: All right, that's it, out of the car. All of ya.

Hank: What size shoes you boys wear?
Mike: Now that is a truly odd question. Last time I checked I was a 10. Boys?
[they each give the middle finger to Hank]
Mike: Now I'm gonna guess the boys are an 11, and not a 2, which would make them toddlers.

Fargo Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Dodd: She shouldn't be in here.
Floyd: She's old enough. I told her to stay.
Dodd: She's a girl.
Floyd: And girls grow up to be women who change boys' diapers.

Dodd: Are you listening to me? [to Hanzee] Is he listening to me?
Hanzee: You cut off his ears.
Dodd: Wake him up.
Hanzee: He's dead, I think.
Dodd: Weak.

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