That's the second time I blacked out this week

Zoe [after sleeping with Demetri]

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• Added: October 09, 2009

There's no statue of limitations on evil

Janis

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• Added: October 09, 2009

If you're trying to prevent the future and save your marriage, the first step isn't keeping secrets from your wife and that's coming from a guy who's been divorced

Aaron [to Mark]

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• Added: October 09, 2009

Mark: We gotta follow up on this.
Janis: Based on what, Mark, your Spidey sense?

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• Added: October 06, 2009