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Franklin-and-bash

Charlie: You went to college?
Peter: Best decade of my life.

Pindar: Do you guys know what spontaneous combustion means?
Peter: Latin for Pindar.

Carmen: Guys, come on. He stills sleeps with a night light.
Pindar: Don't tell them I told you.

Jared: Have we mentioned that our client is a war veteran, your Honor?
Judge: Eleven times.

I was born with toddler obesity.

Rachel

Don: I'm not in any position to say no.
Jared: Damn right. You're a dead man.

I could suffer here.

Peter

Gus use to guard a Ming Dynasty imperial tomb.

Stanton
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