Franklin & Bash

Franklin & Bash Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 8: "Last Dance"

Jared: Sex Luther over there. Look at him.
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Hanna: It's almost impossible to date a man when you're much more successful.
Peter: And snobby.
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Jared: Dead men tell no contradictory tales? Is that your strategy?
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Season 2 Episode 7: "Summer Girls"

Pindar: I was in a cell.
Infeld: Nasty place. I've been.
Pindar: There was a toilet in the middle of the room. I saw things.
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Jared: He's nothing like the lawyers on JAG.
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Damien: I can't believe you even remember me. I was only their once.
Alyssa: Twice.
Damien: Well, onceish.
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Hanna: You're going 15 miles outside of Malibu, not Kandahar.
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Damien: I've been told that scientifically speaking I have a very common face.
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Carmen: Why are we getting American Sausage Maker?
Pindar: I enjoy encased meats, if I know exactly what's in them.
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Peter: Whoa, punches? They assaulted you?
Nicole: They wish. We laid them out.
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Season 2 Episode 6: "Voir Dire"

Jared: You can make quite a good living if you wake up every morning trying to prove your father wrong.
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Jared: You can make a party out of anything.
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Peter: Meet Karp, nepotism's poster child.
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Peter: Really, you're quoting Godfather III?
Jared: Because it's the best one.
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Jared: We're extremely in the zone right now. We don't have the time to share the essence of us.
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Season 2 Episode 5: "L'affaire Du Coeur"

Damien: And I go to strip clubs because I love buffalo wings.
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Peter: You always tilt your head like a dog that hears a funny noise whenever you have a secret.
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Jared: Yeah, I gotta think you're not on his Christmas card list.
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Peter: You phone sex in Latin, really?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Jared: He meant ice queen in a good way
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