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You can't rekindle something that was never kindled in the first place.Peter
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Tell you what? Why don't you leave some of your money here and we'll let you know whether it's good or not.Jared
Molly: Peter was the smartest kid in our class.
Jared: That must have been some class.
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From now on we'll only boil them alive, crack their shells and suck out their insides.Peter
Crack staff you have there on Deep Space 9.Damien
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Damien: I'm a lawyer. I'm a very successful lawyer. Why can't you see me that way?
Infeld: I powdered your bottom.
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I'm ticked. I'm not peeved. I know the Mary Poppins accent makes you seem smart but I can't believe anyone's still buying it.Damien
Officer: What's that smell?
Jared: We've got a pet skunk.
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Men have had their minds blown over women since Eve bit Adam's apple.Peter
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We had sex in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum. Since when do you play it safe?Ellen
Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.
I didn't join this firm to defend potheads and perverts.Ellen
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