Franklin & Bash
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You can't rekindle something that was never kindled in the first place.
Peter
Tell you what? Why don't you leave some of your money here and we'll let you know whether it's good or not.
Jared
Molly: Peter was the smartest kid in our class.
Jared: That must have been some class.
From now on we'll only boil them alive, crack their shells and suck out their insides.
Peter
Crack staff you have there on Deep Space 9.
Damien
Damien: I'm a lawyer. I'm a very successful lawyer. Why can't you see me that way?
Infeld: I powdered your bottom.
I'm ticked. I'm not peeved. I know the Mary Poppins accent makes you seem smart but I can't believe anyone's still buying it.
Damien
Officer: What's that smell?
Jared: We've got a pet skunk.
Men have had their minds blown over women since Eve bit Adam's apple.
Peter
We had sex in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum. Since when do you play it safe?
Ellen
Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.
I didn't join this firm to defend potheads and perverts.
Ellen
