Franklin & Bash
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Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.
Last time we dared we ended up making out.
Peter
The blackmail thing is kind of ruining the can-do spirit.
Jared
Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.
Don't look him in the eye he'll suck out your soul like a dementor.
Jared
That speech was one third St. Elmo's Fire and two thirds Hunger Games.
Jared
You spoke at career day at my sorority. I still have the beer cozy.
Student
I have a strict no zombie policy in my courtroom.
Judge
I guess the new goodbye is no goodbye.
Peter
Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?
Damien
Damien: Celia Moreno is now the new county Superior.
Rachel: The butch, one armed, Hispanic women? They just decided to check all the boxes.
I put you in a position to succeed. It's not my fault you clubbed a judge to death.
Rachel
