Franklin & Bash

Franklin & Bash Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Viper"

Jared: He's whack job but in a good way.
Peter: Whack job's need lawyers too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I have to deal with a trespassing Mom.
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Wendy: Come on. We have some sucking to do.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Strange Brew"

Peter: It may be the first time in your life that you've been called Goliath.
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Jared: You know what she made you?
Peter: Her bitch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jared: This is the weirdest courtship I've ever seen. Just like Animal Planet. Are you going to bite her?
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Peter: She might have anger issues.
Jared: If she doesn't, she will now.
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Damien: There's another reason not to offer those two partnership. They're idiots.
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Jared: We love going to court. We've seen In Justice For All about ten times.
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Peter: Your locks are defective too. Does anything that comes out of your factory work?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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