Why did you bone me with the judicial committee?


Dude, you're totally messing with my montage.


Jared: Cheer up Pindy. We found your missing package. Mega Ab Belt, right behind the planter.
Pindar: Oh great. My cell mate can lay his head on my rock hard abs.

This is the universe righting itself. You were meant to become a judge Damien.


Peter: If Rob Lowe wants a fight, he's got one.
Jared: We've got to get facials.

Only a master can trifle with a beast like Rob.


I went over to Rob's hoping that you would launch a drone and then fly over his house and spy on me.


Whoever you're replacing, try not to kill them.


Damien: I was feeling...
Infeld: What? Full of crap.
Damien: I was going to say invincible.

The bottom line rarely helps the people on the bottom.


It's the mustache. Women are drawn to it. Men too.


Pindar: Do you think he wants to see my drone?
Peter: Is that a euphemism?

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.


"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.