Would you stop? You live in Malibu. You work for a big law firm. You get to help people like Zack.

Jared

Peter: You''re breaking up with me...on the phone.
Charlie: This isn't easy.
Peter: You're making it sound pretty easy.

Peter: I still can't believe we lost.
Jared: Really, I'm always more surprised when we win.

Tell your client to get his panties out of a wad and play a little baseball.

Judge Regal

Hecklers in the majors are a lot worse. Wait till he goes to Philly.

Peter

Rachel: Ruined semen. You couldn't have an Alabama lawyer try this case.
Hugh: I do have an Alabama lawyer. You.

Conjugal sex isn't exactly on my bucket list.

Nancy

I'm on 72 different prescribed medications but I know what I saw.

Pindar

The food is very underrated in lock up.

Peter

Relax, she's going to smell the fear on you.

Jared

Robbie: She's kind of scary.
Jared: But hot, right?

I'm not sure which Constitutional amendment covers the right to a beer.

Peter

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin