Franklin & Bash

Franklin & Bash Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "Go Tell It on the Mountain"

Judge: I've cleared the courtroom and I have my special contempt of the court pen at the ready, gentlemen.
Jared: I hate that pen.
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Jared: Trial team group hug?
Peter: Let's do it.
Damien: No.
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Jared: It's hard to argue self defense when he called his shot three days before he did it.
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Jared: How do you know this guy?
Stanton: I have no recollection and I think I would remember that mustache. It's quite impressive.
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Damien: That was zen master yoda style deflecting.
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Peter: Jared had his first body wax. Frankly I think he took manscaping way too far.
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Stanton: Perhaps another athlete will text photos of his genitals. Wipe this mess off the front page.
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Carmen: How did we spend $200 on handkerchiefs?
Jared: I'm studying magic.
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Season 1 Episode 9: "Bachelor Party"

Infeld: I'm not going to say that what we did see out there was the Mongolian death worm but something ate our camel.
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Jared: Every school had cheerleader car washes.
Dean: Where the cheerleaders washed the cars not where you washed the cheerleaders.
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Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.
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Jared: You do know this guy's banging your ex?
Peter: Yes, thanks for helping me move on.
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Peter: Someone's hot for teacher.
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Nathan: I was arrested for solicitation.
Peter: You mean busted with a hooker.
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Season 1 Episode 8: "The Bangover"

Franklin: They think Carmen is hiding money. So do you think the naked cowboy can put his little pick away and come help out?
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Karp: Do you always refer to yourselves in the third person, like super heros?
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Karp: Stay with me.
Lily: I can't with my medical condition.
Karp: What condition?
Lily: Severe allergy to boredom.
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Franklin: Aliens landed.
Bash: Took Pindar's genitals back to their spaceship for research.
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Bash: Maybe if someone hadn't brought a lightsaber into a courtroom we wouldn't be grounded like ten year olds.
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Franklin: Let's say we call you Christmas and we call you Thanksgiving and later we will spend some time between the holidays.
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