I got porn, lots of porn. Want it? K see you out there.

Ruckle

If I were you I'd get in the car right now.

Coach Taylor [to Derek]

You ain't gotta appreciate nothin'. It's because of me your mama got caught up in this mess and you got her out. I'll always owe you for that.

Ornette Howard [to Vince]

Okay evaluate. Judge my ass! Evaluate my ass!!

Mindy [to Becky]

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts...ehh we'll deal with that later.

Coach

Y'all want a Swizzler?

Matt Saracen

His and hers closets, baby.

Tami Taylor

Stay away from dumb gentlemen.

Coach Taylor

My eyes were open sir. My eyes were wide open!

Matt

What the hell, you want a hug or something? Get out of here.

Eric Taylor

Julie: I need to know something. Did you come to Dillon to get me to go back to school or to get me back?
Derek: The second thing.
Julie: That's what I thought.

Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?

Friday Night Lights Quotes

Julie Taylor is a slut!!

Derek's wife

Mrs. Riggins works at The Landing Strip? What days?

Luke

Friday Night Lights Music

  Song Artist
Muzzle of bees Muzzle of Bees Wilco iTunes
Song Evergreen The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Song Bang a Gong (Get it On) T. Rex