Friday Night Lights Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5 Episode 8: "Fracture"

Stripper: Oh my God Becky when you win, you've gotta sneak into your boyfriend's room wearing only your tiara!
• Rating: Unrated
Luke: Becky I like you so much, alright? When you wanna go out give me a call ok? Or like email me ok? Or send me a postcard to the post office, carrier pigeons, whatever!
• Rating: Unrated
Coach Taylor [to Derek]: If I were you I'd get in the car right now.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5 Episode 7: "Perfect Record"

Luke [to Becky]: Oh you like it when I'm nice to you?
• Rating: Unrated
Coach Taylor: We're not playing this game in the stands, understand? Forget about that crap. This game happens on the field.
• Rating: Unrated
Jason Street [to Panthers]: We're the only team in Dillon!! We're the only team in Dillon!!
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Ornette Howard [to Coach]: We got plans for the future, can't let you get in the way of that, man.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: Mrs. Riggins works at The Landing Strip? What days?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Billy: Lesson number 1 if you're into a chick you can't pay any attention to her. Trust me on this. Look, how do you think I got Mrs. Riggins? I went into The Landing Strip for two weeks straight and I got a lapdance from every single girl in the place, except for her.
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: It doesn't matter how many games I won, how many touchdowns I throw, all they're gonna see is a bunch of thugs.
• Rating: Unrated
Coach Taylor: It needs to be shut down. I know you can do that, shut it down. Y'all wanna go after someone? Go after me, don't go after my players.
• Rating: Unrated
Coach Taylor: Colonel, what you doin' with that shotgun??
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Buddy: Well we're gonna keep watch. It's rivalry week, we're not gonna have any Dillon Panthers coming out and messing up your field.
• Rating: Unrated
Jason Street: Coach I really appreciate the gesture, but I gotta tell ya, the Streets look better in blue.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5 Episode 6: "Swerve"

Ornette Howard [to Vince]: You ain't gotta appreciate nothin'. It's because of me your mama got caught up in this mess and you got her out. I'll always owe you for that.
• Rating: Unrated
Billy: When's the last time you enjoyed playing football? Were you worried about scholarships when you are 8 years old? You were playing because you loved the game, right? You gotta go back to that place where this game used to be fun, where it used to be a joy every single day to strap on those pads and put on that helmet.
• Rating: Unrated
Mindy [to Becky]: I think someone your age should have a boyfriend...or twelve.
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Tami [to Julie]: What are these choices you've been making?
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Julie [to Tami]: If I tell you something do you promise not to freak out?
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Coach Taylor: Let me tell you something, it's every coach's dream to experience the highest level of idiocy that his team can muster and gentlemen, collectively us coaches, we are living a dream.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Season 5 Quotes: 124
Total Friday Night Lights Quotes: 227



