Season 1, Episode 18: "Extended Families"
Landry: "Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt: Landry, you're retarded.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jason Street: That's troy over there, he's from South Africa. Then, he lived in London, and now he lives in Texas, and everybody makes fun of his accent.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tyra: "Oh. There's your friends. Hey ya'll!"
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lyla: "You're changing Jason, and it's so real... we're never going to last because I'm not changing with you."
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Buddy Garrity: "You know what, Eric? I'll always care about the Panthers. Pam can cut off my head n' stick it on a pike, but I'll always care about the Panthers!"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 17: "I Think We Should Have Sex"
Julie Taylor: "I think we should have sex."• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tami: "I saw Matt Saracen buying condoms today."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tami Taylor: "You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tyra: "Wow, that sounds real hot. Here...for Matt. Throw the guy a bone while you're gathering your data."
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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