Season 1, Episode 16: "Black Eyes & Broken Hearts"
Smash: "Coach Mac, I..."Mac: "They made a mistake, son. Just like me."
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Coach Taylor: All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours?
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Tami Taylor: Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl.
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Matt Saracen: You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.
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Tim Riggins: [to JV players] Too late, play's over. You waited too long to make a decision. Now we lost the game because of you, now we're not going to state, and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you're never going to get laid. FACT.
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Tyra Collette: Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?
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Season 1, Episode 15: "Blinders"
Jason: [to Buddy] "When I make the national team and I start touring all over the world, I'll take your daughter with me, because we're getting married."• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Julie Taylor: Matt has me at quarterback in the Powderpuff game and I have to go.
Coach Eric Taylor: Matt Saracen’s got you at quarterback? Wait honey. Hey, come here. What do you mean he’s got you at quarterback?
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Tim: I'm starting to see a W in my eyes.
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Smash: Got any more room on that bus?
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