Friday Night Lights

Friday Night Lights Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 19: "Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes"

Smash Williams: Takin' it like a man, Matty. You know, avoiding the calls, ducking out, hidin' in the bushes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tim Riggins: [drunk, in stadium] "Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you (... you .... you), the great... and noble men of Dillon Panthers Football!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 18: "Extended Families"

Landry: "Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matt: Landry, you're retarded.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jason Street: That's troy over there, he's from South Africa. Then, he lived in London, and now he lives in Texas, and everybody makes fun of his accent.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyra: "Oh. There's your friends. Hey ya'll!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Lyla: "You're changing Jason, and it's so real... we're never going to last because I'm not changing with you."
 • Rating: Unrated

Buddy Garrity: "You know what, Eric? I'll always care about the Panthers. Pam can cut off my head n' stick it on a pike, but I'll always care about the Panthers!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 17: "I Think We Should Have Sex"

Julie Taylor: "I think we should have sex."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tami: "I saw Matt Saracen buying condoms today."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tami Taylor: "You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyra: "Wow, that sounds real hot. Here...for Matt. Throw the guy a bone while you're gathering your data."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 16: "Black Eyes & Broken Hearts"

Smash: "Coach Mac, I..."
Mac: "They made a mistake, son. Just like me."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach Taylor: All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tami Taylor: Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Matt Saracen: You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tim Riggins: [to JV players] Too late, play's over. You waited too long to make a decision. Now we lost the game because of you, now we're not going to state, and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you're never going to get laid. FACT.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyra Collette: Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 15: "Blinders"

Jason: [to Buddy] "When I make the national team and I start touring all over the world, I'll take your daughter with me, because we're getting married."
 • Rating: Unrated

Julie Taylor: Matt has me at quarterback in the Powderpuff game and I have to go.
Coach Eric Taylor: Matt Saracen’s got you at quarterback? Wait honey. Hey, come here. What do you mean he’s got you at quarterback?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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