"I think we should have sex."

Julie Taylor

"I saw Matt Saracen buying condoms today."

Tami

"You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents."

Tami Taylor

"Wow, that sounds real hot. Here...for Matt. Throw the guy a bone while you're gathering your data."

Tyra

All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours?

Coach Taylor

Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl.

Tami Taylor

You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.

Matt Saracen

[to JV players] Too late, play's over. You waited too long to make a decision. Now we lost the game because of you, now we're not going to state, and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you're never going to get laid. FACT.

Tim Riggins

Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?

Tyra Collette
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